Things got a bit tight when there was only one Highlander to guard everyone’s best interests. So they designed a Highlander that did not conform to the usual Highlander standards and that way made space for two. :). The thing about everyone’s best interests is that they take up an area greater than 5 cubic metres. Like a b turns into a p. Cupic metre. A measure of Love? The number of heartbeats that spell your name. Like pain is measured in Dells. Childbirth is around 54 Dells. That would kill most men. But then again – when men say they are fine, you can believe them. I am not interested in what women say a lot of the time. They have a way of being bitches without even trying, which is worrying for them. And besides, a lot of them have shit for brains. That is why their heads will wake up in the toilet, like mine did. I pole-vaulted from the shit-pit to Timbuktu with a zephyr in my backpack and a penchant for revenge … then I gave blame up as a new year’s resolution and found my true path – which, incidentally – has been waiting for me all along. I never give up on myself, ever. I never turn up – actually – unless I am here myself. So that is how I know.
I guess the alarm of Peace sounded? Like a choir of angels … why, how did it sound to you? Oh dear. That isn’t good. You train your ears to hear songs rather than bullshit. That training does not take 3 minutes. There is a stray half lurking around somewhere. It is worth finding it and asking it some questions. It might have the answers. 🙂
A UFA? An unidentified flying arsehole. As identified by my son, which helps. His is a good judge of character. Thank God. We can all thank God when we see him next. Lucky he can bounce. My son, that is. Trick? No. Treat. :). I am not into spontaneous combustion, nor do I wish to implode, so I take care when it comes to treasuring our collective soul. I said it must be, else we wouldn’t be doing it. DRIVE-THRU. As in, Velcro. For reference: I do not require permission to speak to myself, nor do I require approval to be who it is that I am. I approve of myself and in this fractured climate that is more than enough for me. So. Sayonara to shitheads, Viva to the Vista and Wakarimasu ka to Kindness.